New Economic Stimulus Bill In Congress by Walt Barrett

In an effort to stimulate the failing economy in the USA our congress is voting to purchase 20 million sausage making machines from a giant American company based in China. The idea being that the sausage making machines will be distributed to the millions of unemployed Americans so that they can make and sell delicious home made sausages to each other thus giving our economy a gigantic boost by putting entire families to work selling each other the sausage. A special provision in the act allows the first sausage making machines to go to our brave war veterans. Watch for the bill in congress shortly. It is called the "Americans Get The Sausage Act."